The gishwhes schwag shwop is officially CLOSED!
We know that you’re probably quivering with anticipation as you wait to finally meet your newly adopted schwag. Rest assured that our shipping sloths are hard at work packing up your orders and sending out the carrier pigeons to get it to you as quickly as they can! But there are a few things to note, so take heed, gishers:
If you ordered an item on “backorder” or were notified that your order would be shipping “late” in accordance with our advanced Patience Development Program, don’t start pacing & watching the clock just yet. We expect to be shipping those orders in the third week of March (ish).
If you have questions on your order, including changes to your address, please email our Emergency Schwag System at email@example.com. Please note this email is for schwag & order related questions only! For answers to the rest of life’s questions, please write to Ihaveareallygoodquestionandnoplacetoaskit@gishwhes.com.
Thank you for your patience, your patronage, and as always, for being part of the gishwhes family!
– The GISHWHES gnomes
THE NON-LATEST, SOMEWHAT STALE
The gishwhes Hunt for 2017 has concluded. Our judges have determined a winner. Congratulations and [redacted] bouquets to our 2017 gishers winner, our runner-up teams, and to all gishers everywhere. Your kindness, weirdness, and creativity are what makes this #gishwhes family special. Thank you.
This year’s winning team is: PURGATORGY
Posted by Gishwhes on Saturday, November 11, 2017
This year’s runner-up teams (listed in reverse chronological order based upon their star sign divided by an average of their heights times the square root of how pungent their morning breath is and does not reflect any other order placement) are: